25 Feb 2014
February 25, 2014

Silky

(Photo courtesy of Evan Murphy)

“Some people seek a massage to relax in the company of a wafty angel-chaser. This will not happen with Jim. This is not what Jim does. However, if you have a muscular knot or milligram of tension, the Albion Court Strangler will find it and get it out of you. I don’t do any sport: aside from evenings as a stand-up comedian, I’m effectively a chair-plug, but every couple of weeks, I go to Jim to get fixed. It’s like being massaged by the Terminator: Jim cannot be killed, and he will absolutely not stop, ever, until the time you’ve booked is up, and after a brilliant night’s sleep you wake up feeling genuinely regenerated. Highly recommended.”

Silky – Stand up comedian.